Archive for March, 2008

31
Mar

Jerusalem - and a little more (Part 1)

Hello Blog.

I know. I say it every time.

But I really am sorry. I just can’t seem to keep a steady regiment of blog logging.

So now we have to catch up on like two weeks. OK. So let’s see. Two weeks ago… Yes. Two weeks ago I moved into a nice little house in Jerusalem, in a nice little neighborhood overlooking the Old City. It’s marvelous. Simply marvelous. I got there Thursday afternoon, Taanis Esther. I was invited to Jerusalem by the Swerdlov family, and they were the ones who directed me, as I was so lost in my ancient home. We had a wonderful start to a wonderful Purim (please forgive me if I say wonderful one or two too many times. I mean, after all, this is show business.) Jerusalem is one of those places where you go, and as your day progresses, you meet more and more people whom you had no idea were gonna be there. So besides for the new people that I met, which is a very nice group of dedicated Jews, I also ran into old friends. Friends from New York, Minnesota, Miami, Calabasas, Tucson and even Australia. It’s nice. Friday I went to visit some friends in far away Rechovot. It was wonderful.

Then came Friday night. I made the pilgrimage to the Western Wall. The walk is about twenty minutes from where I live to where I become alive. (Is somebody writing this down? This is good stuff!) And as you can imagine, with every turn you make, getting closer to the destination, more and more people fall into line on the same path, so that when you enter the Old City, you are surrounded by Jews from every imaginable corner of the world. Then we arrived, all of us together. It was Purim, it was Shabbos, and it was Jerusalem. It was beautiful. I walked into the main service area, just because I don’t know what else to call it, and I immediately heard my name being called. But when I turned, I saw nobody that I recognized. Then I saw him, waiving to me. Over here! I’m thinking DO I know him? Good Shabbos, he tells me. My name is Elimelech Blumstein. Well Hello! Elimelech Blumstein is the composer of some very very popular Chassidic songs, and he was saying Good Shabbat to me! So we shmoozed for a little while, talking a little about this and a little about that. Then he had to go, so we had to say Goodbye until next time. See you around. I’m not gonna go into all the terms we used as we parted, but Shabbat Shalom was in there, and, being that we were in Jerusalem, Happy Purim was in there too.

Then I found the group. The group I was searching for. There was a Rabbi at the head of the group, leading them in prayer. Oh man, does that mean I’m late? Rabbi Swerdlov was melodiously chanting the ancient words of the Friday night prayer, together with a group of men from the O. C. in California. They sang, swayed, danced and prayed until the angels were ready to take them from the Holy Temple to the Holy Tzemach Tzedek Shul where they would eat the Shabbat meal. Once there, another group joined them, this one from New Mexico (spelled that way due in part to the difficulties involved in spelling Albuquerque.) The meal commenced (started?) and it was gearing up to be a very special evening. The Rabbis at the head of the table spoke beautifully. And by rabbis I mean Rabbi Swerdlov and Rabbi Schmukler from N.M. People around the table were asked to introduce themselves and drink a L’Chaim. To hear people talking about their visit to the Holy Land, and about the Shabbat that they were experiencing really, in my opinion, would have been worth the whole trip. People got teary eyed as they spoke about their Bar Mitzvas, or about their grandmothers. They spoke about Judaism becoming something real, something worth taking a serious look at. Then I got the chance to sing My Mother’s Shabbos Candles. This is a song that really has a lot of power. It was so powerful, people started laughing just so that they wouldn’t cry. (I hope that was the reason.) Either way, it was a Friday night meal to remember. Thank you again to Rabbi ans Mrs. Swerdlov for having the best thing in town.

17
Mar

Safed

Hey Blog, how you taking care of yourself? OK? Nice. It must be nice living in cyberspace, where space is unlimited, for only $39.99 a month. I’m kidding, Blog. I have no idea how much real estate goes for where you are from. I’m just trying to make conversation.

But anyways, we spent Shabbat in the north of Israel, in the holy city of Safed, or Zafed, of Zvat, or Tzvat, or Tzfat. It was really nice. I have family up there, B”H. Nice family. It rained in Israel last week, which, as I understand, doesn’t happen that often. I understand that it’s a big Simcha. So Mazal Tov for that.

Last week, while in the studio doing some work for some good organizations, Lipa Schmeltzer walked in. So that was a nice surprise. 

Hmmm. What else? I’ve started driving in Israel. It’s pretty scary, yeah. I would say so. These drivers here are a lot worse than a lot of places I have driven in, New York included. But, like one Israeli driver told me, don’t knock Israeli drivers till you’ve been to Thailand. So I’ll hold back on that until further notice.

Purim is rapidly approaching, and this year in Jerusalem they celebrate a three day Purim, Friday, Shabbat and Sunday. I think I’ll go to Yerushalayim for Purim. Why not, eh? I can’t think of a single good reason not to. So I just might.

What else?

I think that’s it. I know this is a tiny little bit but I honestly cannot think of anything interesting to tell you, and I still haven’t figured out the photo function on this thing.

So, until then, Vwalla.

09
Mar

Eretz Yisrael

Dear Blog, How have you been?

I wrote a long letter to you on the flight over here, but I wrote it on a napkin and then promptly threw the napkin out with my empty diet coke can. But the basic point of it was how I’m on a long flight and I’m short on paper. Nothing crazy. I was on a flight, direct, from LAX to Ben Gurion. That’s about 14 hours. We landed at about 2:30, went through customs, gathered our luggage, and went to rent a car. Which we did. Now it’s about 4:00. The wedding starts at 7:30. So waht to do? Go to our place of residence? Go eat something? Shower? Sleep? So we went to eat something. Then we went to our new home. I was supposed to go to sleep. But of course, just because I just got off a long flight, and I have a wedding in two hours, I could not fall asleep. So I got ready for the wedding, my ride would be here in about an hour and a half. So I didn’t rush. I’m ready now. Now what? I have an hour till I have to be ready. Yip. You guessed it. I fell asleep. In my suit. And my hat. Then we went to the wedding, my first Israeli gig. MushMush was the keyboardist. The one man band man. It was great. It was good fun. I was out of energy at the beginning of the wedding, and when it was over, but while we were going, it was rock and/or roll. Then we went home to go to sleep for serious.

Oh, I forgot to tell you about my days, leading up to this trip.

Ok, Shabbos I spent in Scottsdale, AZ, together with Sha-rone Kushnir, a good friend of mine and a phenominal pianist.  And when I say phenominal, I don’t mean mediocre. I mean phenominal. We did a show together, him and me, Motzei Shabbos. Then we flew back to LA and did a show together with Benny Marcus, Shaya Leiberman, Rosy, Rabbi M. D. Bryski and my brother Eli. It was beautiful. Then the next night my cousin got married to Chaky. What a party that was! Mazal Tov on that, guys. Then it was off to Israel, to that wedding Wednesday night. Thursday we went to Yerushalayim to see Yossi Berger at a wedding. And about a block away from there, a very bad bad man walked into a Yeshiva and opened fire, killing 8 Yeshiva Bochurim, may G-d avenge their blood as only He knows how to.

Shabbos.

Shabbos we spent at the home of Rabbi and Mrs. Leibaleh Lipsker, the world renown one man band and his wife. We spoke about music, with me pretending like I knew what I was talking about. Motzei Shabbos we did a dinner together in Bnei Brak. It was very nice. We have a wedding together tonight.

After the dinner, we went to say Mazal Tov to Dedi, who was celebrating the Bar Mitzvah of his son. While we were looking for parking we bumped into Moshe Laufer. So we shmoozed for a liitle bit, parked, went upstairs, said hello to Dedi, said hello to Amiran Dvir, shmoozed some more with Moshe Laufer, and went home. Today we are going to take care of some business in Yerushalayim, then we need to come back and get ready for a wedding tonight in Rishon Letzion, go to the wedding, rock out, and go to the airport to get to New York for a wedding tomorrow night. Yes, I am doing a lot of praying, that my youth not fail me now, amen.

OK, gotta run. And by the way, when I say we, as in We did this or We did that, I am usually referring to myself and my Israel Manager, Davidi, who put this whole trip together. Thank you Davidi.

Chow.